question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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