Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
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it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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