Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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