I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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