Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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