This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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