Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
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She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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