try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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