At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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