For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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