you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
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What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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