do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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