Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you