OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night