Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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