Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
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Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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