My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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