would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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