K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Non-Jews are for practice
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
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I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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