no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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