i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
The air taste purple.
Randomize
