"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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