Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
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I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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