party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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