the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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