Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I think your dad took our porno
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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