i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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