dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
