Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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