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Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"

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(412): Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****" http://tfl.nu/w62j

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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?

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(860): i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty? http://tfl.nu/lnd6

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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.

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(443): God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse. http://tfl.nu/g7w2

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It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays

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(908): It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays http://tfl.nu/4h3r

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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"

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(516): I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?" http://tfl.nu/niuk

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I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night

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(724): I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night http://tfl.nu/2zdr

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.

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(201): Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them. http://tfl.nu/ciek

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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.

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(817): I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas. http://tfl.nu/7s9z

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(778): View more from British Columbia

When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.

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(778): When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back. http://tfl.nu/pu4u

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.

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Tell me you're kidding.

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Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.

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(414): Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet. (920): Tell me you're kidding. (414): Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now. http://tfl.nu/mbei

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(567): View more from Ohio

For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.

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(567): For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts. http://tfl.nu/swyw

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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.

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(313): It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike. http://tfl.nu/mqaw

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Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.

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(712): Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader. http://tfl.nu/60hc

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(571): View more from Virginia

I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.

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(571): I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success. http://tfl.nu/s9uu

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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane

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(509): Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane http://tfl.nu/c9oo

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