I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."