Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
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The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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