i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
