I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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