porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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