break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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