I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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