that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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