It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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