I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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