I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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