State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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