Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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