We won't sleep together?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
