So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
