You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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