Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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