no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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