well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just found puke in my bra..
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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