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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
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Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.