We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Do you have feelings for this penis?