she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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