Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
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I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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