I feel like I'm in dance class right now
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
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I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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