like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
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Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
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Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize