What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
